Master Reference Guide

The Blood Work Protocol

How to build a real health baseline, understand what each test actually measures, and turn your results into a practical wellness strategy anyone can follow.

As Above · Marc Theiler · July 2026

SOMA Blood Work Protocol: a blood sample vial beside a lab panel checklist covering metabolic health, hormone health, inflammation and immunity, cardiovascular health, and thyroid health

Contents

  1. Why Blood Work Is the Foundation of Any Health Strategy
  2. What "Normal" Actually Means (And Why It Misleads You)
  3. Level 0 ... The Absolute Basics Everyone Needs
  4. Level 1 ... The Next Step: Sex-Specific and Metabolic Deep Cuts
  5. Level 2 ... Advanced and Specialized Testing
  6. What Function Health Actually Tests and Why It Matters
  7. How to Draw Blood So Your Numbers Mean Something
  8. Schedule A: Best Bang for Your Buck
  9. Schedule B: The High-Performance Track
  10. How to Test Whether Your Supplements Are Actually Working
  11. Turning Results Into a Protocol
  12. Beyond Blood: The Tests That May Matter More

1. Why Blood Work Is the Foundation of Any Health Strategy

Most people have no idea what is happening inside their own body. They feel fine, so they assume they are fine. Or they feel bad, get a physical, hear "your labs look normal," and go home with nothing actionable.

Both of those people are flying blind. The first one is guessing. The second one was measured too narrowly and told the wrong thing about the results.

A health strategy without measurement is a belief system. You can eat well, train hard, sleep properly, and still carry an inherited lipid risk that quietly triples your cardiovascular danger while you feel excellent. You will not feel insulin resistance building for years. You will not feel a thyroid drifting. You will not feel iron dropping until you have been tired for months and assumed it was stress or aging.

The value of a real baseline is not the day you get it. It is five years later, when you have a dozen data points under identical conditions and you can see exactly what direction you are moving and how fast ... before anything becomes a diagnosis.

What this guide does: It walks you through exactly what to test, in what order, how often, how to prepare for a blood draw so your numbers are comparable over time, and how to read results without panic or false reassurance. Two complete testing schedules ... one for people who want the basics done right, and one for high-performance optimization. Plus the methodology for testing whether a supplement is actually doing anything.

2. What "Normal" Actually Means (And Why It Misleads You)

This is the single most important concept in the entire guide, and it explains roughly ninety percent of the confusion people have about lab results.

A reference range is not a health target. It is a statistical description of a population.

When a lab prints a range next to your result, that range is typically the central 95% of a reference population. Not the healthiest 5%. Not the optimal value. The middle of a bell curve that includes sedentary people, people with undiagnosed conditions, and people who happened to be in the sample when the range was established.

Two things follow from this, and both matter enormously:

First: "in range" is not the same as healthy. It means you resemble most people who got tested. In a country where a large share of adults are metabolically unwell, resembling the average is a low bar. Your fasting glucose can sit at the top of normal for a decade while insulin resistance builds underneath it.

Second: roughly 5% of perfectly healthy people will fall outside range on any given test. By definition. Order 40 tests on a completely healthy person and you should expect about 2 flagged results ... not because something is wrong, but because that is how probability works.

This is why comprehensive panels create panic. You open a report with 100+ markers, see a screen full of yellow and red flags, and conclude you are falling apart. You are probably not. You ordered a lot of tests, and statistics did what statistics do. Clinical chemists are themselves debating whether to widen reference intervals to the central 99% precisely because of this false-positive problem.

The correct posture when reading results is not "which ones are red." It is: which ones matter, which ones are trending in a concerning direction, and which ones change what I actually do? A single mild out-of-range value in isolation is almost always noise. A marker moving consistently across three draws is signal. Hold onto that distinction. Everything below depends on it.

9. Schedule B: The High-Performance Track

This is for the person who is actively optimizing ... training seriously, supplementing deliberately, managing hormones, or building a comprehensive longevity strategy. More data points, tighter intervals, and full hormone tracking.

Year 1: Deep Baseline

  • Draw 1 (month 0): Full Level 0 + full Level 1 sex-specific panel + omega-3 index + cortisol + DHEA-S + IGF-1. Add Lp(a) (once). Consider thyroid antibodies (TPO, TgAb) at baseline.
  • Draw 2 (month 3): Targeted recheck of anything you are actively intervening on. This is your first "did it move" check.
  • Draw 3 (month 6): Full metabolic + hormones + any markers of concern.
  • Draw 4 (month 9-12): Targeted recheck. By now you have 4 data points on your priority markers and real trend visibility.

Year 2+: Optimization Cadence

  • Quarterly draws: Core metabolic (lipids, ApoB, HbA1c, fasting glucose + insulin, hs-CRP) plus whatever you are actively managing.
  • Full panel every 6 months: Complete Level 0 + Level 1, including hormones.
  • Annually: CBC, CMP, full thyroid, vitamin D, omega-3 index, full iron panel.
  • 90-day rule: Any time you start or change a supplement, medication, training program, or diet ... retest the relevant marker at 90 days. Not before.

Total annual cost: $600-1,200 depending on how much insurance covers. A Function membership ($365) plus 1-2 targeted add-on orders is an efficient structure. Heavy hormone tracking (TRT, HRT) may run higher through specialty labs.

The over-testing trap: Testing faster than a marker can biologically change produces noise, cost, and anxiety. The failure mode of enthusiasts is testing constantly and acting rarely. Four high-quality data points per year under identical conditions is better than twelve sloppy ones.

12. Beyond Blood: The Tests That May Matter More

Here is the uncomfortable truth the blood testing industry will not lead with. Some of the highest-value health tests are not blood tests at all.

Coronary Artery Calcium (CAC) Score
A quick CT scan that measures actual plaque in your arteries. Not your risk of disease ... the disease itself. A score of zero is genuinely reassuring. A high score immediately changes treatment decisions. Typically $100-150, with a range of roughly $50-400 depending on location. Insurance usually does not cover it. Small radiation dose. For men over 40 and women over 50, or earlier with family history, this is the highest value item in all of advanced testing.
VO2max Testing
Cardiorespiratory fitness is one of the strongest known predictors of all-cause mortality, and unlike most risk factors, it is directly modifiable. A formal test gives you a number and a training target. Arguably deserves more attention than most Tier 3 blood markers.
DEXA Scan
Body composition (lean mass vs. fat mass) plus bone mineral density. The bone density component matters enormously for postmenopausal women, since fracture risk rises sharply after estrogen loss.
CIMT (Carotid Intima-Media Thickness)
Ultrasound of the carotid arteries. Reasonable alternative where CAC is unavailable. No radiation. Generally less predictive than CAC and more operator-dependent.
The reframe worth making: A $150 CAC scan and a VO2max test will usually change a healthy person's decisions more than $800 of exotic blood markers. Spend accordingly.